After watching "Split: A Divided America" on IFC today, I guess I'm just in this kind of mood.
Conservative Christian Right Wing Republican Straight White American Male (animated, about 3-minutes):
While I love the animated version, a purist who might more enjoy Todd Snider talking & performing this song live can click here. This version is about 5-minutes cuz of all that trash talk about Garth Brooks. The song was included in Todd's "East Nashville Skyline" album. Note to self: add this to the musical meme I'm working on for Diva and Utah Savage.